Today was my first ever mammogram. It wasn't bad at all. Didn't feel like two books being smashed against me. Just pressure. But my doctor experience wasn't all that good. I have a bladder infection (I tend to get them a lot). One symptom of a bladder infection is that I have to go to the bathroom a lot. And I tend to hold it as long as I can. So instead of going to the bathroom before I left for the doctor, I held it and decided to go when I got there. No problem usually. But this time, the minute I walked into the bathroom the urge overtook me and I started to notice a little leakage. I know this is shocking that I am telling the whole world this, but I wet my pants (a bit). I couldn't get my pants down fast enough so I ended up having to take off my undergarment and putting it my purse. Then I had to pat dry my pants in spots. Luckily it wasn't all wet right in the middle. It tended to go down one leg. So it looked like I sat on a wet seat more than I wet my pants.
I was of course embarrassed and felt like everyone would be able to see, so I wasn't in a great mood. But the good thing is that they give you a robe to wear that goes down to your knees so when I was with the doctor there were no opportunities for her to see my pants. And when i was done, the pants were all dry. I left triumphantly.
If you can't laugh, you'll cry.
I was of course embarrassed and felt like everyone would be able to see, so I wasn't in a great mood. But the good thing is that they give you a robe to wear that goes down to your knees so when I was with the doctor there were no opportunities for her to see my pants. And when i was done, the pants were all dry. I left triumphantly.
If you can't laugh, you'll cry.
1 comment:
What a day! I would prefer a mamo over wetting my pants too. You're a good sport to take them both on at once.
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